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cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

imageNot all of them

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Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

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