When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

(Source: alphaxxxalfa)

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The Amercian school system.

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queerpoc:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is
image
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(Source: aru)

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benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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