accidentally ripping out your own headphones
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
(Source: inhalers)
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
That’s the most hardcore picture I’ve ever seen
“We’re getting pizza for dinner”
